The Carpet Patrol discography
According to their last.fm page (which I’ve shortened and edited here), The Carpet Patrol were:
a pop-punk band from North Reading, MA (1995 – 2001). Richard Chen played guitar and sang. Jeff Buchwald played drums. Matt Classic played guitar and sang while Alan Yang sang and played bass. All members of the band except for Buchwald went on to form Model Kit. Their songs were often times comical and the content ranged from Transformers to computers.
They played with such bands as Spiff 45, Go48, Fake I.D, The Bends, Weston, The Ducky Boys, Lanemeyer, 5 Bucks!, Header, Junction 18 and many others.
Yeah so this band had the funnest songs – Scrabble Song, Burger Prince, Like Will, Ally McBeal. I’m thinking of buying a cheap squier and starting a cover band to relive my mediocre youth. The album art you see below for the Anthology and We’re Sorry Sessions is not official – there was never any official art. I used some pop art photos I had which are probably copyright protected.
You’re on your own for track order and song tagging. You can check out Matt Classic’s page for help on that.
Anthology

- Ally McBeal
- Arthur ver1
- Be All You Can Be
- Chalkboard
- Corporate America v1
- Corporate America v2
- Don’t know what I want
- Doug/Be all you can be
- Final Fantasy 7
- For you
- Go Fight Win
- Going Gone
- Grammatical Law
- Hey I’m a Poser
- I can’t think v1
- I can’t think v2
- I praise your hypocrisy
- It’s Ok v1
- Jeopardy!
- Joe Cool
- Kenmore Sq. v1
- Let’s have a Party
- Like Will v1
- Me & My IIe v1
- Merriam-Webster
- Mr. President
- My Mailman v1
- My Mailman v2
- Our Friend Tim v1
- Peer Leader
- Prescriptivisim
- Scrabble Song v1
- Scrabble Song v2
- Stay Away From Me
- The Burger Prince v1
- The Chinese Song v1
- Transform and Roll Out
- What Went Wrong?
- Working Class Punk Rocker Girl v1
We’re Sorry Sessions

- A Night To Forget
- Arthur
- Awkward Historian
- The Burger Prince
- It’s Ok
- Kenmore Square
- Like Will
- Me & My IIe
- Our Friend Tim
- The Chinese Song
- The Emo Song
- We’re Sorry
- California
- Working Class Punk Rocker Girl
Long Ago and Far Away (split w/ Fake I.D. and Go48)

- Fine Art of Deception
- Make Me Smile
- Eyes Unclouded
- Among the Stars
- You Look Familiar
- Unsatisfactory Purchase